My favorite part of Homestuck is how ridiculous everything sounds out of context.

momoparfait:

mematodium:

draygonphantoon:

monderomain:

EB: also, this is not a magic car, it is an ordinary car.  i found it in my dad’s wallet.

EB: But. It’s Bill Cosby. He’s back. In laptop form.

TT: John, watch out, I’m throwing a bathtub through your wall.

DAVE: thats the spooky thing about penis ouija you can never be sure who did the dicks

(Source: muffsass)

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